(These steps are written in advance of them actually taking place)
9. When Somalian drug dealers don't respond, pocket $200,000. Apologize profusely for those unreliable drug dealers going missing.
10. Have forever changed the history of Toronto politics, a man's life and career, and markedly defamed Canada's (now former) reputation for journalism conducted with at least a little bit of integrity. All without ever producing a shred of proof!